and the paper ends today.im okay im okay.
okay im not. * wipe tears wuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu*
but.. don't let mr. sorrow define our lives shall we? do ur best, and let Allah do the rest.insyaAllah :')
soooo, back to our topic.in which, there is no topic discussed previously so i don't know which topic im referring too, anyhoo bla bla ok let me get this straight. there were few events that happened before i sit for international law paper this morning which i thought of sharing here.one which tickles my nerves, when i call suria late at night before our paper.
me: mek, kau baca case apa tuk self-defence?
suria: nicara-gue.
me: oh -.-
i whispered to myself, thought she wanted to create a joke amidst our stress reading international law.i decided to ask her again.and she still answered nicara-gue instead of nicaragua's case.when i mentioned, "oh nicaragua ke" then only she came to realization that it is pronounced as nicaragua, instead of nicara-gue.i bet she kecek klate earlier with someone else before i call her, hence the slang followed.how cute is that -.-'
do u still remember this mek? :P #zamankotokkalangmydin
and the event which scares me to death happened this morning, before i went to sit for the examination.in an attempt to wear my shoes, i paused (literally) when my left foot touched a mushy- thingy hiding inside my shoes.dang.what did i do next?
i scream.and screeching too.
i know, so huduh to jerit like that pagi pagi.pardon moi.but im just so scared!
my friend and i tried to guess what's hiding beneath it.here are our guesses based on the mushy characteristic :
1) katak. (last night raining mah.katak might sejuk, no place to hide.kasut bata tu, comfy kot?sedap sikit tidoq). but we thought, it can't be katak. it's quite blackish and to our vision, it seems to be long and berlingkar too.
2) siput bab*, but without the cangkerang. (i wonder how can siput bab* would survive without the shell, or they just can?)
3) lintah.
4) makhluk yang seangkatan dengannya.
5) the most extreme, we come to a point that it can be ular.anak ular @_@
all sorts of things went in our head.apparently, after our paper ends, we decided to look up what's actually hiding inside it.instead of we did it ourselves, we called pakcik ofis to come to 'inspect it'.and guess what it is?
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katak..je.
pfft, not worth it bagi sakit jantung before pergi jawab il punya paper.our first guess dah betul, but we are so paranoid to claim it to be something else.i hate u, katak.unless u r the frog prince, don't u dare to come near to me pfft. and the kasut too, RIP.
that's nicara-gue's tepat & jitu way to pronounce it. mlm sblm tu aku chat dgn international studengg & he's from niga-gue
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whatever. tensen aku pk psl il ni. aaaaaa! at least hg dh pnh bt part c tu. aku nk whine lbh2, tp aku tgk org lain mcm relax je. i feel like a 1st class loser. wuwuw
sedapnye whine sini. kli whine kt blog like this, jatuh macho ai. oh well, nicara-gueyyyy ftw!
mira,tu frog prince kot..rugi la hg x cium itu katak..haha
ReplyDeletenicarague tuh kelantan abes. apsal x nicaraguo?
ReplyDeletesuria: hidup klate! *ttba*
ReplyDeletefad: apa kata aku bagi hang test dulu,nak?hehe :D
huhu: nicaraguo tu negeri mana pulak? -.-
ni ka raga gua? gahahah!kalo ular siriyes cuak! :p
ReplyDeletedosh: hahaha! tau takpaaaa kalau ulaq dah pengsan seketoi kat situ!
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